FAQ

Worldwide 🌍. If your country shows up at checkout, we ship there.

Flat rates per order (USD):

• 🇺🇸 United States: $4.95
• 🇨🇦 Canada: $8.59
• 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: $4.79
• 🇪🇺 Europe: $4.99
• 🇦🇺 Australia & New Zealand: $7.99
• Everywhere else: calculated at checkout

Free shipping on orders over $99 USD to the US, Canada and the UK. It's applied automatically at checkout.

Full details are in our Shipping Policy.

Every shirt is printed just for you once you order, so it takes a few days to make before it ships. Production usually takes 2–5 business days, then shipping time depends on where you are. You'll see an estimated delivery date at checkout.

As soon as your order ships, you'll get an email with your tracking number. Check your spam folder if you don't see it.

For some international orders, your country may charge customs duties or taxes when the package arrives. Those fees are set by your country and are the customer's responsibility.

If tracking hasn't moved in 10 business days, or it says delivered but you can't find it, check with neighbours and your local post office first. Then email us within 30 days of your estimated delivery date with your order number and we'll work with the carrier to help sort it out. See our Shipping Policy.

Our tees are a unisex, relaxed fit. Every product page has a size guide in both inches and centimeters. Measure a shirt you already love and compare. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser fit.

100% cotton, 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²). Soft, sturdy and made to be worn to the places you really shouldn't wear it. Heads up: because of the fabric, the White color can look slightly off-white.

Turn it inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print, and skip the bleach.

Yes, if you contact us within 24 hours of ordering, before it goes into production. After that, orders are final because each shirt is printed specifically for you.

We'll make it right. Email us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a clear photo of the problem (wrong size, color or design, or a damaged/defective item). We'll send a free replacement or give you a full refund. No need to send it back unless we ask.

Since everything is made to order, we can't accept returns for ordering the wrong size or changing your mind. Please check the size guide before ordering! Full details are in our Refund Policy.

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All major credit and debit cards, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, PayPal and the other options you'll see at checkout. All payments are secure and encrypted.

That's kind of the point. We make shirts for people with a sense of humor and zero filter. If you're easily offended, this might not be the store for you.

Possibly. Wear responsibly. Or don't. 😈